"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~
say those three words and i’m yours
holy shit I was not prepared
no no no oh no
i once chipped a tooth while making out when i was 15
I once bit a guy’s dick because I told him not to force his dick down my throat and he did
I once dated and kissed a girl to hide my sexuality
a leopard can carry twice its bodyweight up a tree
Ants are really strong
Where is this post going?
What the hell